A Texas Panhandle rancher and his wife were bickering while holidaying in
France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in
a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived the rancher said: "I'll have a big, thick
porterhouse steak."
The waiter replied: "Monsieur, what about ze mad cow?"
To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."
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